The decoy gives the address and tells Jeff that her mother has some vodka at the house

He also sends this ridiculous ass picture of himself. That’s also when he tells her to call in a pizza at her favorite pizza place. They both agree on a large pepperoni pizza.

So Jeff is all happy now. He’s about to eat some pizza, drink some vodka, and then get some underage tail.

Jeff arrives at the house with the pizza, OJ, wings, and all. He pulls a fuckin Jaswinder Cheema and immediately wants a goddamn hug. Nervous Nellie, who I think is great at being an actress and not an improviser, is stunned. She runs away from him and scurries to the other side of the table. She begins breathing heavy, her face a mask of repulsion.

“I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry!” is all Nervous Nellie could say. This is a girl who presented herself to be somewhat of a free thinker and independent badass. Yet, she’s star struck from Jeff? I mean, yes, Jeff is attractive, but shit, he’s not Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, babydoll!

Jeff isn’t too bright. At this point, he should have ran the fuck out of there. That pizza from Pizza Planet looks good as fuck, though!! Shit, I think I’m going to get my husband to order some pizza, wings, and mozzarella sticks right now. That shit made me hungry lol.

She calls Planet Pizza and the two get into a debate about what size pizza they should get

Jeff takes his jacket off while he’s mackin to what he believes is a fuckin 13 year old child!! Like, it just baffles me. In his brain, is she a grown woman? Like Joshua “Papi” Colon, Jeff is more concerned with his own interests than the child’s.

LOL. How compelling. Dude, you are in front of what you believe is a 13 year old girl! He’s talking to her like she’s a grown ass woman. Jeff is dangerous as hell. He is an attractive man, he could have any woman he wants. Why is he sitting there talking to a child? He needs his goddamn cock and balls chopped off. They don’t work ANY FUCKIN WAY!!

They both hear Chris walking up on them and Nervous Nellie plays it off while Jeff is actually creeped out. Nervous Nellie bows out and disappears into the darkness of what I guess is the dining room, and Chris appears from into the doorway like the goddamn Candyman.

Jeff looks so fuckin nonplussed about the entire ordeal, but I know inside he is fuckin crying. He has such a huge ego, that he will not allow himself to lose his composure or even look shaken. Jeff was so fuckin confident, that he begins to eat the pizza.

Y’all, we have seen super defiant predators in the past and can list these motherfuckers. I got my fuckin fingers ready: Davut Ozkan, Tim Kyne, Genericwhitemale, David Schumacher, Jay Reffner, JPW, Donald Morrison, Michael Warrecker, etc.

Never have any of them stared Chris straight in the eye and ate pizza in front of him and acted like they were absolutely offended by Chris’ presence.

He’s wearing some flannel shit and blue jeans

The whole time, fuckin Jeff was trying to say that he did absolutely nothing wrong. He was so cold. That’s what scared me the most about him. Yeah, I get it, him being a pedo and I have 3 children ranging from 13-10, so I should be terrified of him. I’m really not, as I could knock him out easily. I fought girls tougher than him. I’m just scared of how unpredictable he could possibly be. He was so cold and arrogant during his interview with Chris, a mere minutes from being so congenial to Bailey. It was like a fuckin switch. Will the real Jeff Sokol please stand up?